illinois:

one direction

one perfection

one rejection

one dissection

one natural selection

one presidential election

one accident at a four-way intersection

one u.s./mexico national border customs inspection

one very embarrassing public erection

one time he had to go to a specialist because of his excessive armpit sweating and the doctor performed a rather painful botox injection

(Source: believed)

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

THIS FANDOM OMG

happinessishardtofind:

the boys are such pussies lmfao cant get through a small fan mob